If you want to know how my week is currently going: I magically skipped from 10:00 PM to 3:30 AM in the blink of an eye. This is just another wild night in The Tuesday Report, and honestly every week feels like an episode of The Tuesday Report for me lately.
Seizure. In The Tuesday Report, these kinds of surprises seem to happen far too often.
I awoke sitting bolt upright next to the birds, sitting in a reading aloud position to them. When my brain finally came back online at 3:30 AM, I realized I hadn’t moved a single muscle from that exact sitting position for five and a half hours. Standing up produced a god-almighty crack that sounded like a collapsing building. Blobette and Mojo were thoroughly unimpressed with me leaving their cage light glaring all night, too while I was “out”.
To top off the temporal chaos, a “whoops, took too many gummies” situation this morning knocked me out cold for four hours—which was definitely not the plan. Yet, it’s yet another classic tale for The Tuesday Report archives.
So now I’m awake, my sleep schedule is completely wrecked, and I’m actively trying to stretch my bedtime tonight so I don’t induce another seizure.
How’s your week starting off? Anyone else fighting a completely broken body clock? If so, you might have your own version of The Tuesday Report to share.
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Thanks for stopping by my blog! I consistently have a broken body clock. Consistent sleep eludes me.
I love the originality of the titles in your pieces
I feel this in my bones.